Wednesday, June 6, 2012

I've got the garden blues.


Woe is me!

We came back home after a few days away and I hurried to check the garden. The only successful plants we have are six heirloom tomatoes, six heirloom peppers, a BUNCH of Picklebush cucumber and one tenacious (yet unfortunately unlabeled) melon. The peppers hadn't been doing so well, being the apparent favorite of the local pest population. Poor babies have put so much energy into trying to replace leaves that they haven't even flowered yet. Thus, I was devastated to discover one plant had been stripped of EVERY SINGLE LEAF. Only a sad, sad little stem with bare branches remained. GASP. I hurried to check the remaining peppers and couldn't find one. Whaa? Then I realized that one of my tomato plants had flopped over under its own weight and crushed the neighboring pepper. Tomato plant is fine, but the pepper plant's stem was broken. If you're keeping track, that makes it: Murphy's law: 2, peppers: 4.

There was one tomato plant in general that I'd been concerned about: my Amish Paste. It's the only indeterminate tomato I've got going on right now. This means that unlike determinate types, which stop growing at a certain height, it will keep going and going and going... until the weather cools enough for it to stop. Last week I decided that its sprawl was going to have to be checked, so I sort of wrestled it into a cage. Well, nobody likes a cage. Now, the poor darling is positively infested with aphids. I saw a few ladybugs hurrying around, making meals of the little bastards, but there's only so much a lady can do! By pushing the plant's branches and leaves closer together, I'd cut off air and sunlight to a sizable portion of the big beauty. Pests just LOVE this scenario. I decided to bite the bullet and prune some of the suckers and smaller branches to let some air circulate. (Determinate tomatoes don't really care for this treatment, by the way, but apparently you can get away with it on some indeterminate plants.) As I was digging around in this massive plant, I noticed that several stalks had actually broken themselves against the cage wire... including the only branch with fruit. DOUBLE-GASP!

“That's IT!” I thought. She hates the cage, I'm letting her out. You should have seen what a production that was. Carefully threading branches back through, gently shimmying the cage as I lifted it, crooning apologetically to the plant. (That last bit shouldn't surprise anyone who knows me.) After about 30 minutes, I had her free. She flopped open, somewhat gratefully, I thought. And then I spotted IT. A huge long caterpillar with a spike on its butt. EWWW. Quick, run inside and Google it! Tomato hornworm, says what?? Ohh, they're bad mamma-jammas, alright. So I snipped the stem he was hanging from and hung it near a little bird's nest I know. (Oh, yes I did!) Apparently, wasps will use the nasty buggers to lay their eggs. When baby wasps hatch, instant baby food! MWAHAHAA.-- #naturerox  --But I didn't want to risk a pregnant wasp NOT buzzing across it. He'll just have to take his chances with the birds.

Either way, I'm very very sad about the state of affairs out there. The good news? That melon ain't takin' no crap from no body. Go melon go! Also, our cucumbers are just thriving. I even saw a few curly little vines just looking for somewhere to go. So, trellises all around and a new stake system for the tommy-toes. No more cages, unless I start them out that way next year. And this evening, after it cools off a little, I'll be bringing a heaping helping of my homemade pest repellent: garlic/cayenne pepper spray. See how the buggers like a little HEAT with their meals. Say hello to my steenky friend!

Wish us luck!

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